Saturday, February 12, 2011

Holy Moly!!!

YO!!!  New website has taken off.  We have put the keys in the ignition, spun the wheels, and are goin'!!  The address for the website is very simple:!!!!!   

That's it!!  That's where I be bloggin' from now on.  Hope you guys enjoy the new look :)


Feb Twelve: BIG NEWS!

Ladies and gentlemen...we are about to jump to the next level in professionalism here at pokerpoopy's blog.  We are going to transfer over to a new website and get this thing even more sexy and professional looking!  I will actually have my own website, and it is seriously awesome.

I will make sure I tell everyone the new address and everything once it's up and running.  It's still a work in progress, but it is nearly complete!  I will prob keep updating here every now and then also for all the slackers who haven't figured out how to go check the new site, but after awhile, I'm gonna axe this bi*ch!

I'm gonna give a February table/graph here real quick to sum Feb up so far:

Soooooo again, red line is what I should have made if luck was out of the game, green line is what I DID make (table-profit only)  and blue line is the combination of rakeback + table profit (total profit).  A good start to the month fo shneezy!  Hopefully the luck continues, and I get that redline movin' back up in the right direction! 

Most important thing though: the redline is above 0, which is all I need to do to accomplish my monetary goals for the year :)

I got ~16K vpps in yesterday...needed 13.7Kish each day to get to 600K total by end of February, so that was a good day.  Gonna try to get 15K+ for the next few days so I can relax a bit at end of month. 

OK guys, I will update you once the new site is up and running.  Ciao!


Friday, February 11, 2011

Feb XI: Let the Hecticness Commence!

OK, I obviously learned nothing from January...I got pretty far behind this month, and now is the point where I have to start pushing really hard in order to get to my 600K goal by end of February.

Situation is as follows: I have 18 days left, and must obtain 245.5K more vpps. That amounts to ~13,637 vpps a day. Anddddddddd that amounts to between 10 and 12 hours a day. Not too bad considering I put in nearly 60 hours of work into 3 days at the end of last month!

Gonna smack in a quick video blog, and it be here:

I guess that sums it all up!  Gots to go get my grind on...will post charts/graphs of todays sesh in next entry, and maybe a video also!  Bye gang!

Peace, Love, and Happiness,

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Feb 9th sheeeeeeeeet!

Yo!!! Sorry everybody, I have been missing in action. Once again, I got pretty effin' sick. That's twice already this year, and that pisses me off. I have not been being healthy enough and I think that's the reason.

So, we fix it by being awesome from hereon in. No more missing days due to poor health, that is crap. We will maintain a high level of health for the rest of this effin' year and destroy everything.

It has only been 3 days or so that I missed, and it feels like a really long time. I have to immediately get in gear this month or I will have to go crazy in the last 3 or 4 days like last month, and I don't wanna have to do that again.

So let's check where I'm at with vpps...ok, we're at 346.5K vpps so far this year. I've gotten 46.4K vpps this month so far, and by end of today, I'm supposed to be at 90K vpps... so I am already 43.5K vpps behind this month. 20 days left, so that's only ~2K vpps extra I have to do a day to get caught up by the end of this month.

If I can get to 600K total vpps by end of this month, I will be really happy. The fact that I already missed a few days, and also that there's only 28 days this month has not made it easy. If I do reach that 600K goal by end of this month, I will feel really good about coming back strong in March and getting 400K vpps to get to Elite by end of March, which gets me back to 4MM pace!

Alright, I guess I'm gonna end this's been awhile since I've made a video or anything like that, so I will crank one in here in the next post or maybe tonight or something. I gotta get on started.

Adios my friends,

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Feb V Finito!!!


Done with the 5th of the Feb. Was a good day for me. I played poker, ill'd on out, maxed, and relaxed. Got like 8 hours of poker in or something like that, made some beans, and am only a teeeeeeeny bit behind in vpps for this month.

I'm about 5K vpps behind the pace I want for February, so that's not bad at all! Tomorrow is Sunday, which is big time poker day, so I will try and get ahead of pace tomorrow.

Chart/Graph for the 5th be right here!------------------------>

Soooooooooo I had kinda a tough day, or at least should have.  Ended up hittin' almost 2K at the tables, but should've lost 800, so I was happy I ran good!  I will post a graph of the month of February so far because I'm happy how it's going!!  That be here:

Dat be an ill start to my February!  Gonna keep that on up hopefully and hit a nice month.  I'm very sleepy and gotta get some rest so I can wake up and have a super big Sunday.  I heard the super bowl is on this day?  I didn't even know...I wish I knew who was in it hahaha.

And oh yeah!! If you notice at the top of the page, you can see that I now have separate tabs for different pages! I don't have anything written on those pages yet, but this blog is once again about to hit the next level! Once I get all those things working like the forum and such, this baby is gonna be hot!

That's it, I'm off to bed!!  Love you all :)


Saturday, February 5, 2011

Feb 4th Done!!!

I should've posted last night but I was a sleepy lil' boy.  Had myself 2 bur's at the bowling alley (Killian's Irish Red) and had a margarita before bowling when Aleksandra and I went out to eat!  Poopy hasn't drank in awhile so it all tasted like fine droplets from the spirits above.

Hmmmmmmmmm onto poker.  Yesterday was a really good day.  I ran well, played well, and felt well.  Let's jump right into it and show you the chart/table and the graph.

OK, I changed the format a bit and tried to make both things on one pic.  All you gotta do is click it to make it bigger so you can see the numbers!  Green line on graph is the actual earnings, red line is the ev earnings (and as y'all should know by now, that's what I would earn if luck was taken out), and the blue line is total earnings yesterday including rakeback.

So it was a great day!  I bowled pretty crappy last night, and although our team threw the rock beautifully, we lost 17 points and won only 10 :(  My last game was a 238 which was nice...I had XXX7/XXXXX going into the 10th frame, and I threw a 5 then 3 and opened in the 10th.  That is not very clutch!

Hmmmmmmmmmm besides that, I'm gonna get this day started!  I wanna bang out some serious money this weekend, and I think I might just bink a large tournament, so I will report back later with todays results!  Happy Saturday you delicious beauties!!

Love, Ecstasy, Bliss,

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from

Button ($180)
SB ($500)
BB ($490)
Hero (UTG) ($265)
MP ($370)
CO ($185)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, A
Hero bets $20, 4 folds, BB raises to $30, Hero calls $10

Flop: ($65) 5, A, J (2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($85) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $20, Hero calls $20

River: ($125) Q (2 players)
BB bets $430 (All-In), Hero calls $205 (All-In)

Total pot: $535 | Rake: $3

BB had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Hero had Q, A (two pair, Aces and Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $532

Why did this dude play kings like this? OK, that is the only hand today cuz it took me an hour to get it posted on here right- next hand comes after todays sesh!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Feb 3 Complete!!

Yo!!  It's half hour after midnight...Feb 3 just finished and I'm about to go to bed, so I figured I'd have to make a quick post just to catch u all up!

As you can see, we have a new, awesome bar graph for VPP pace and progress for the year up top!!  It looks great and I'm super stoked about it.  Next, starting right now, I'm going to put a chart and a graph of how the day went everyday from here out so that this thing looks better.

Todays chart and graph is of February so far because I missed day 1 and 2.  Here be the Chart:

OK, so the above chart shows my vpps so far this month, and my bb/100's and my $$ won.  The Net is what I actually won/loss on the tables, the EV Net is what I should have won if all hands worked out as they should have probability-wise. It's kinda like if luck was taken out, then the EV Net is what I would have won. 

So, I have been getting a bit unlucky this month so far, but I am crushing regardless which is great!  Here is the graph for this month so far:

This graph shows my winnings for the month so far.  The green line is the actual won/loss, and the red line is the EV line (what I should have won if all probability worked out).  Sooo a good month so far!

I just realized I forgot to put the total with rakeback line, but I will start adding that tmw too :)  And I will get a video on here sometime soon, it has been too long!!

Oh yeah, I also have tentative upgrades in my yearly goals, but I will not be sharing them yet...but you can bank on it that they will be coming soon!

Alrighty y'all, I gotta get to bed so I can actually wake up at a decent hour again and catch up to my goal pace!  As you can see, I'm approximately 50K vpps behind, which isn't much now, but if I let it grow it can become impossible to catch up!  So I want to try to catch up to that as soon as possible...and this means cranking out some serious hours starting asap!

Oh yeah, last thing, I'm streaming live again!!  I don't open the chat while I play so I get my normal winning results again, and it's still pretty fun, so come check it on out again, we be live!!

Night you beauties,

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Feb Uno

OK guys, time to get right back on this!  I feel like I kinda epic failed last month by losing ~$17K at the tables.  If I was able to breakeven, I would have made double the $20K that I ended up with.  This is a substantial amount of more beans, and also has turned into my primary focus this month!

This month, I want to breakeven or WIN at the tables again.  The way I am going to do this is as follows:  Keep up pace from the start/get ahead of pace, and NO JTV streaming!

If you look at my graph for last month, you might notice that I was winning in the beginning, and then it went downwards from a point.  That point is when I started streaming!  So, instead of live streaming all day long, I am thinking about implementing a plan to maybe do some hand analysis or some teaching of that sort for 1 hour a day.  Not sure what time yet, but I think it will be great.

In addition to that, I plan on possibly streaming some sort of poker-related stuff most of the rest of the day.  The key here is that I will not have to live stream and lose $$ while I play. 

I will keep the video blogs coming, and will start with one later today after I get my poker done for the day.  Also, I will make a better effort of putting together a VPP pace chart so that you guys can see how I am doing for the year VPP-wise according to the pace I want.

In addition to that, I want to get some sort of yearly profit/loss chart going, so you can keep up with how the tables are treating me! 

That's about it guys, I gotta get started this month and get ahead of pace so that I don't have to play a ridiculous amount of hours in the last week like I did last month! 

Alrighty, will talk to you guys soon!!  Love you all :)


Monday, January 31, 2011

31st! Done with Prop Bet!!

OK!  Finally got done with that torturous prop bet!  It went really, really badly profit-wise at the tables, but decent total profit wise.  Thank god for rakeback :)

Andddddd now the ugliness :(

Sooooooo the blue line is the total profit with rakeback minus my table losses.  The green line is my table losses, and the red line is what I should have lost at the tables. 

Will make a post at another time about the whole bet and how I felt and this and that, but right now I'm just glad to be done and can sleep!!

Talk to y'all later!


Sunday, January 30, 2011


OK this has to be super short because I literally have 0 minutes to do anything besides poker!!

So, I played for 18 1/2 hours straight yesterday, made 20K vpps.  Was very pleased with myself! 

I now have 258K vpps, which means 42K to go!  My average per hour is about 1K vpps per hour...I have 37 hours left lol...sooooo that means I have -5 hours to complete this prop bet.  Only 37 hours left till midnight of the 31st.  So what does this mean?

It means I have to play higher stakes and more tables to up my VPP rate!  So, I am now going to 24 table 2/4 to 10/20nl 6max, and I will 4-6 table $100-$300 sit-n-go tournament tables on the side.  This should pump my vpp rate up to about 1300/hr, which means that I can get it done in ~33 hours.  Sooooo that means I can actually still get 1 more 4 hour nap in by the time the bet is over!

OK, bout to start, minimum session has to be 16 hours.  Love you all, gotta get on it!

Sweet bliss,

Saturday, January 29, 2011


Sorry I haven't posted in so long guys, but I have been busy trying to crank out these VPPs to give myself a shot at this prop bet!  This is gonna be a super quick update because I literally have ZERO time lol. 

I have 238K vpps.  I need 62K more vpps, and all I have is 3 days, including today.  That means That basically means I have to play from now till 3 days straight, with maybe like 12 hours of possible sleeping hours.

That does NOT sound easy hahaha.  So the plan is, play from 10a today till 2a tomorrow...that's 16 hours done...then sleep for 4 hours till 6a from 6a till 6p tomorrow...that's 28 hours...then sleep for 2 hours....then play from 8p till 8a of the last day...that's now 40 hours...then sleep 4 hours till noon, then play my last 12 hours till midnight. 

Gosh that sounds hard.  If I can get it to the last day where I need 24 hours or less of playing, I will stay up 24 hours to get the last day done.  If I get that close, I won't need sleep if I don't have the chance to.

So, it's come down to the wire!  I'm out gotta start!  Love you all.


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

26th, it's go time

okay, we're coming down to the wire on this prop bet.  I have fallen very far behind, so we have reached the time to make a decision.  It's either wuss out and only do like my normal 8 to 10 hour day and relax, or....

36 Hour Marathon Session!!!!!!!!!!!

I choose the funner of the 2- we will be starting at 12:30p and go till 12:30p tomorrow, and then hang in for 12 more hours to get to midnight tomorrow night.  36 hours will get me to about 243K vpps.  That will leave me with 4 days left, having to do 12 hours each those days.  That is still attainable.  But this ish is getting close!!

That's it it's 12:34p i'm running late gotta start bye all love you and talk to you in 36 hours eeeeeeheheheheh!

Sweat, Heat, Passion,

Monday, January 24, 2011

24th: The Rebirth

Oh poopy....why the title?


Bam.  That was a screenplay just thought of by me.  It only took 1 minute to think of it, when clearly it seems like the above masterpiece was dreamt (spelling?) of all my life.

I lost a whopping $6K at the tables yesterday, and that is NO bueno.  I studied up hard last night, and I am feeling amazingly confident and ready to smoke the tables from here on out.  No more losing at the tables.  I don't care if everyone has to have a losing day. 

From now on, Poopy will be winning all the time.  He has been upset by his failures at the table, and his pride has been tainted.  I have realized during my sleep...that pride is a sin.  The hell with being awesome and saying "oh but look at my lifetime chart...I'm a winner."  These past few days, I have turned into a non-winning player, and those days are now going to be gone as quickly as they have came.

Just made a video blog thingy to put in here, and after checking it out...thought twice about putting it in! (I had an itch in my nose, I don't care what y'all say)  Buttttttttt then I figured what the made me laugh so it has been shipped:

I'm off to start playing!  Got off to a very late start today (it's almost noon), but I feel VERY well rested.  I hope you all have an awesome start to your week.  Let's make some $$ together!!


Sunday, January 23, 2011

Jan two three!

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok I know, I missed yesterday. Sorry. I don't know what happened to me. Forgive me...let's move on. In life...when something happens when you know you've made a mistake, you apologize. That is what I have done, and I hope you all will embrace that apology with open arms and open heart.

Sooooooooooooooooooo it's Sunday! I gotta play like crazy today so I am gonna cut this short and get right on it. I'm at ~170K vpps so I need 130K more in 9 days. My video that you can watch explains that situation in all its' glory!

I wanna play the Sunday Million today and try to take it down! I forget how much first place usually is...but I think it's somewhere between $300K and $750K. So, my decision when I woke up was to log onto pokerstars, do my normal grinding thing...but when 4pm rolls around, join that biznatch and win the big money!!

OK guys, that's it, gotta hit those tables to get my 13-14 necessary hours in. I love you guys, maybe tonight I will blog again and make a weekend recap or something.

Be well!

p.s. Just got a graph of my actual winnings for the year so far!  The top line is total money earned including my rakeback, the bottom line (green) is my profit at the tables alone this year.  It sank down to -$2.5K today :(  but +$20K for year so far including rakeback so we on the up and up!!

I think u can click it to make it bigger.  Ok bye guys!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Day 2one!!!

Woah.  I feel like I woke up with a hangover this morning.  I did not drink, all I did yesterday was eat great food and exercise.  It is interesting.  I believe the massive grinding is making me feel like I drank something toxic.

Hmmmmmmmm last 2 days, dropped 7K bombs!  Yearly profit at tables has slammed down from +5K to -2K.  EV has me at should be making +1K, so I'm only running a teeny bit bad.  I'm at 150K vpps...that = +15K in rakeback, so my total profit for year is +$13K.  Not bad, but it should be +$21K so I am a bit upset, but not totally.

Pace is 210K by end of today, and hopefully I'll be at 160K minimum, so that means only 50K behind pace, not too bad, we are catching up!

I woke up and banged out a vid blog this morning which explains what's been goin' on, check it on out:

So! It's Friday! That means the weekend hath arrived. Excellent news for everyone! It also means that I get to throw that mother effin rock tonight! I am going to be breaking pins, making X's, making a few /'s, and straight up scoring.

I gotta run cuz I woke up 3 hours later then I wanted, so I will talk to all you amazing, lovely, hot, sexy, succulent people later!!


Thursday, January 20, 2011


OK!  20th of January here!  Woke up ready to rock n' roll, and we had some serious webcam issues!!

What happened was as follows:  I get onto firefox, get ready to upate my blog and all that fun stuff, and BAM!!  Blue screen comes right up into my mother f'in face!  I restart....then I get ready to update my blog and such again and then WHAM!!!  Aqua screen comes right up into the dome x 2!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember this happened once yesterday during webcam installation...I slyly put 2 and 2 together....(4) and I type into google "logitech webcam blue screen" and a whole bunch of problems come up!!!  So, I call logitech, and I am currently on the phone getting help.

Apparently, my brand new PC can't handle the resource requirements on the shittier of the 2 of my webcams...very interesting lol.  Soooooo we are currently trying to download the drivers straight from the website and not from the installation cd's and hopefully that works.

If it doesn't work, then I will only be down to 1 webcam on livestream again, because the 2nd crappier webcam is effing things up!  So at least no matter what we will be live again today with at least 1 webcam.

OK, enough of that crap!  I can't believe I just wrote that much about it....soooo last night, we got up to 58 live viewers on poopy's jtv channel.  We were chatting away and having a blast!  All went amazingly well.  At 50 viewers, the chat demanded that I show boobs, so I took off the shirt for about 5 minutes and we had some awesome KP boobage live.

Got in 15.5K vpps yesterday which was biggest of the year so far...took me 15 hours of playing!  Gosh that was alot of playing.....ok, I will make a video or something today to put on here for fun and spice, but besides that-i'm out!  Make sure you go to the live stream to check up on me and say hello!!

Enjoy your days!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

One more then Yesterday!!! (18)

Yo!  Today be the 18th!  I have no time to write this cuz my prop bet is in full action and I am here just to give a quick update....but it's a huge one!  Ready.......

Pokerpoopy is back on JTV!!!  That's right, I got a channel up and running again on justin tv so you guys can watch me live and give me some company sometimes!  I really need it as I'm going berserk beastin' it up in the house.  You guys gotta help me keep my sanity on!!  Channel is here:

Hmmmmmmm say hi to me in the chat and hopefully I'll respond, I might not because I will be grinding away, but I will do my best! 

OK, what else can I quickly update y'all with?  Well, I have only played 5 hours today because of this new webcam and justin tv setting up deal, and it's already 7p!  So i need 7 more hours today...if I start now I will be done around 3a, so that's unfortunately what I gotta do.  Can't get behind immediately in this thing cuz I wants to win and get some redemption.

What else man!!!!  Aiyeeeeeeee not sure!  Oh yea!  I made a quick like 20 something second video from my webcam showing you guys the setup for justin tv.  That's about it I'm outta here!  Love you all and talk to you at next update when I have more time :)

Love, Amazing, Great Things,


Monday, January 17, 2011

Seven Teenth mother f'ers!!

Yo!  Poopy's feeling strong, and 90% of the way back to full health.  I am ready to rock n' roll, bigtime.

I finally got my prop bet going today!  Basically what it entails is me betting against people at an online poker forum I'm a part of ( that I can reach 300K vpps by the end of January.  I had to do this bet because I'm getting too far behind and need some motivation to catch on up!  I'm at 109K vpps, which means in the next 14 days I gotta play between 12 and 13 hours a day everyday.  Kinda tough, but not out of reach!

The Poopy family made a special little video for the prop bet, which I will display here:

That be an illmatic video!!  OK, so hmmmm I was supposed to start today and get 12 hours in but I decided to only play 1 hour and chill it on out the rest of the day!  Terrible decision, but I will now just bust it a little harder starting tomorrow.  Plan is to be up at the crack of dawn, and rise with the sun.  I will then compete with this sun and outlast it, as I will be playing far beyond the time that it sets once again.

OK!  Till then, I am outta here.  Comment on the vids if you like 'em, cuz the more comments the better!  Not only do they give everyone involved a smile, they give us more drive to make more.  And let's face it, vids beat words. 

That be all, Pz out gang.


Sunday, January 16, 2011

16th? what about 15th?

Ok mother f'ers, I'm back!

Sorry for not posting yesterday, but my little sickness got me havin' a fever that ran up to 103.3.  I was trying to let the good old body and its' immune system destroy this little virus or whatever, but I told myself that if it goes over 103, I'm gonna take some medicine.  So...all day it was on the rise and eventually hit 103.3 so I decided enough is enough, took 3 advils, and within an hour I broke into some sick sweat and it ran down to like 99.

So KP was chillin'.  Wait just one moment...that was not yesterday, that was the night before yesterday.  Yes, yes...and yesterday I just chilled in bed all day cuz I still felt way sub par to even get outta bed.  So what did I do?  I watched people play starcraft 2 online all day.  It truly was an awesome day, I love that game and will prob play one day....but not this year unfortunately.  So I am left to live vicariously through other SC2 players.

So now, 1:30p of the 16th, I am def feeling well enough to get back on the virtual felt.  I am retarded behind pace at this point, but I have some exciting news!  I am def making a sweet prop bet that I can get my vpp count from 100K where it currently is, to 300K by the end of this month.  It means I have to get 13.5K or so vpps per day starting tomorrow...this is alot, but it's really not all that bad.  It amounts to ~12 hours per day.  So, I think I'm gonna do it.

What other updates can Poopy give?  Not really sure.  Oh yea!  I just joined a pretty sweet new forum at, and I've been discussing some poker strategy there, so that has been taking up a lil bit of my time...but it's been fun! I really gotta get on the toilet at this moment, so I have to wrap this up ASAP.  I will get back to y'all later to post vids. 

Love You,

Friday, January 14, 2011


Aiyooooooooo what it do what it is what up holla!  Poopy is jan 14....time is noon.....current health status: not so bueno!

Poopys still feelin' under the weather.  So when I wake up this morning, I sprint downstairs, go to the kitchen, and make myself a delicious, succulent, sexy green smoothie!

What in the world is in such a smoothie, KP?  Well listen up...and listen good.  We start off with some bananas...around 1.5 bananas to be exact.  Then we chuck in a splendid apple.  On top of the apple, we throw in about 5-7 kale leaves, depending on their size.  On top of the kale, we throw a heaping tablespoon of raw almond butter.  Then we add around 2-3 cups of H2O or Coconut H2O, depending on my mood.

I blend the above up, and wammo!  I have myself a delicious, nutritious, amazing get over sick helper!  Perhaps it sounds like it doesn't taste that good, but believe is fruckin' delicious.  You can't really taste the kale, the tastes that you get most are banana and the almond it tastes like a banana almond smoothie!  But the key here is the kale...that stuff be nutrtitious.

Ok, so that's what I am currently doing...drinking down this smoothie and prepping myself for today's sesh.  I woke up this morning at 5a and played 2 hours and then napped till about 11.  So I got 2 hours under my belt...gonna be tough to get 8 to 10 more in today, but I will do my best.

Reason I am pressed for time:  Aleksandra's amazing art show today!!  I am quite excited about this.  She was only allowed to enter 1 piece, and it had to be an abstract that was less then 12" all around.  Here be the pic of that amazing piece of work:

If ya wanna see more of her artwork (and she's got tons more) check it out on her facebook page in her art photo section :)  She' pretty damn amazing.  Hmmm I'm pretty sure she has a website too...lemme check it out...ok I found it but I'm not sure if she wants me to post it yet cuz it's not done in its' entirety.

I am also pressed for time cuz I got bowling tonight!  Last week I did terrible, averaged around 160 for my 3 games...hopefully tonight I will get myself a 600's been awhile since I changed my ball.

Okay!  This is getting far too entry will prob have a video post in it, so be ready.

Love Always,

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Jan X3

Yo!  It's one three of january and I didn't post yet today, my bad!  Here I am to hook u up with some bloggage.  Worked for 8 hours today and got 9K vpps.  I lost 8 hundo at the tables, so 'lil poopy wasn't a happy camper!  I was sick today, so I was real happy I even got the hours in.

Due to sickness, I don't really wanna write much tonight, sorry y'all!  Hmmmmmm Aleksandra has an awesome art show tomorrow! She's in a gallery out in Riverhead, so I'm pretty excited about hitting that up tomorrow.  I will put a picture of her piece in the blog tomorrow for you guys/gals to see.

Gonna make some vids tomorrow for my poker forums....I got a proposition bet brewing, and I'm gonna blast that out tomorrow so I'll keep you guys updated with that once it starts rolling.  Besides that, nothin' real exciting here in the world of poopy today!  I shoveled some snow today, so I guess that was kinda awesome. 

Alright, in fear of boring the crap out of all of you with this nonsensical, pic/vidless blog post, I will end here.

Love you guys, cherish being healthy!


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Jan 12 Part 2, with Video!!

Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gots a vid blog up in this joint!  Check it on out!!  Not the best vid, but definitely cool enough for vid numero uno.  We will only get better at this, and it's gonna be like a cinematic production day in and out in this biznatch from here on in!

Sooooooo that's's fun, it's cool, and it ain't as boring as text.  As for today, I think I said it in the vid but not sure...made like $2,000 after I lost just about that much in the AM hours earlier this morning so I broke evenish on the tables...but with 8,000 vpps earned already today, that's about $850 so cool enough.

I am behind pace like a mofo!  I wanted to be at 120K by the end of tonight, and unfortunately I'm only gonna be at 100K :(  Only 20K behind...not so bad, as long as I keep up the pace from here on in.  Guess that's it for now, talk to y'alls later!


Jan 12!!!

OK, so I didn't make a blog last night with vids and more pics, as I promised. I am sorry.

I will do it today at some point, just not yet. I am gettin' too far behind VPP pace, so I gotta really get moving on that. All this blogging and such takes up quite some time cuz I'm not so good at doing it all fluently yet.

Hmmm....that's it, gonna be the shortest post yet.  Gonna do the vids and pic later after the grind, and post later on tonight.  This time, I will come through! Love you all!


edit:  ok, just 1 pic real quick cuz this looks far too boring.

That sh*t looks nice!!!!

OK 1 more, everyone can use some Emma!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

one one!!

yo! Much excitement in the world today. First, we got yet another snowstorm rolling on in to the lower half of Long Island. Should be about 8-18 inches. This means I can stay home, snuggle up, grind, chill, eat, sleep, and just commit myself to the lazy, illmatic indoor lifestyle for probably a whole day or 2.

Next, and prob most exciting, I have been gaining new knowledge on how to spice up this blog! I'm gonna be hookin' you guys up with more pictures, and I'm also going to start submitting videos!

My good friend told me that I should make a youtube channel, and do a video everyday just talking about things. Perhaps I will title it "The Poopy Rant" or something like that. I am open to suggestions. Either way, I will be blogging one more time tonight after I'm done with poker, and have my first video, and some more awesome pictures. Spice!!

I'm about to go on a food collection so that Aleksandra and I can make it through this storm. Must get some water also. Hmmmmmmmm I know I have more to say, but I just can't think of it right now. Basically, I'm just vamped up and ready to take this blog to yet another level. Me hopes that I will reach even more people with this blogs awesomeness in the very near future!

OK, I'm gonna keep this somewhat short...again, I will have more pics, and video 1 up later tonight! Be good, drive safe if you're in inclement weather, and enjoy this wonderful Tuesday that 2011 has brought us! Oh yea, Happy 1/1/11!!


Monday, January 10, 2011


Day ten here, and it's gonna be an epic post! Why so, KP? Well! It's because Aleksandra and I had a little photo shoot last night, so I can post some pics! In addition to the lovely Ms. Aleksandra, I will post a few other pics so you can get a better feel for the Pokerpoopy family.

I hope I can get them on here, I had a tough time with the charts, but hopefully my newly acquired knowledge in chart posting will help me with picture posting also :)

Before pictures, I will delve into poker to bring you guys back up to date. I've been on a bit of a rush lately, and I'm now +$7,000 at the tables so far this year and have played 110,000 hands thus far. I've made just about 72,000 vpps (should be at 90,000 pace-wise already), which is behind pace, but still not so bad. With profit and VPPs combined, I'm +$14,500 so far this year through 9 days, so that is just about on pace with what I wanna do this year.

I would ideally be at 100,000 VPPs after today, but I just can't get in 22 hours of work since it's already 9:40AM, unless I marathon session it up and play from now till 7a tomorrow! I'd love to do this, but I have to tend to Aleks since she's not feeling well at the moment. All peoples around here seem to be getting sick, so I hopefully am not next in line, but we will see!

OK, let's get some pictures on this biznatch!

OK, to get things started, I had to post a lil pic of both me and my love. This was 2 years ago I think? I believe we were in Vegas at the Paris eiffel tower thing eating a delish meal! It was right across the street from the Belaggio dancing water music show thing, so it was a great view and a lovely evening altogether!

Our dog Emma!! What else can I say besides she is the best puppy ever. 9 months old now and looking fantastic!

OK, hope we got these pics on here and they worked! I believe I will add a few more every week, maybe everyday, maybe every 100K vpps as an awesome celebration or something? Not sure yet.

But that's it! Hope my first real photos on here worked out, be good!

Love y'all,

Sunday, January 9, 2011


Alright, Day 9 commenced. Banged out a few vpps first session lost like 5 hundo bucks, and got nice and warmed up for the sunday grind. Gonna have to put in some massive volume today to get back on pace.

But now for the exciting news, today I'm doing my first photo shoot for Aleksandra so that we can brighten this blog up a bit this evening! Next post be ready for some straight up beauty!

At about 64K vpps...I'll be getting a nice 4K bonus today which will put my yearly earnings so far at ~$ that is almost on pace for my expected earn. What else, what else, what else.....I wanna play Starcraft 2 cuz it looks awesome but I am gonna stay away.

Oh yea! I ended up not going out last night for Rocco's b-day. After my early afternoon sesh, I was damn tired and decided to take a nice old nap. The damn thing lasted forever and by the time I got up it was like 8p and I decided not to go party it up. Unfortunately, I prob missed an awesome event, but I had to grind...gotta get back to pace and then get ahead of pace if I wanna beat this record this year.

Sooooo that's it for now! I'm gonna go eat some breaky, and chill it up for a bit before I start up the poker again. Love you beings!


Saturday, January 8, 2011


OK, day 8 has arrived, and so has the weekend! I just banged out a quick 5 hour session where I made $1.7K at the tables, and got myself 6K more vpps so the total for vpps is now at 55K for the year. By Monday night, I would like to be at 100K vpps pace-wise, so I'm gonna have to bust my ass tomorrow and Monday.

I would also be busting my ass tonight, but yet another thing has stopped me from doing a marathon's my good old pal Rocco's birthday! We are gonna celebrate it up at Redstar bar in Brooklyn tonight...and when we go there, we usually get pretty nutty and have a sick dance extravaganza all night long.

Pretty excited about this...All my old buds should be there. I haven't gone out in a purdy long time, so I am eagerly awaiting to see how this goes this evening. I can't go get trashed or anything cuz I gotta make those VPPs tomorrow, so I will be taking it somewhat easy with the alcohol.

And now onto an awesome idea that Aleksandra and I have mutually arrived at: I am going to get her to model for my blog! I was able to persuade her to model to the world to help me attract viewers and keep this thing interesting! I am a master at exploitation, and this is gonna be one for the records.

So that will start up by Monday tops, so y'all can get ready for some awesomeness really soon. I guess that's about it, I gotta run now and bang out some more VPPs before I get ready to roll on out to Brooklyn.

Peace, Love, and Happiness,

Friday, January 7, 2011


Alright, here we are...end of the first week of the new year. I slacked in the poker as said in last post due to unseen circumstances, but am back up and rolling. I have to cut the hours out a lil bit more cuz of some stuff today, but then starting tomorrow, day 8, i will be banging out 15K vpps a day instead of 10K until i get back on pace.

I'm currently chillaxin' at 50K, while pace says I should be at 70K by tomorrow. So I am def behind, but nothing I can't catch up real quick this weekend. With the snow, gonna be a real good weekend at the tables I'm hoping, so I may do some serious marathon sessions to get caught up by the beginning of next week.

Hmmmmmm yo, it be Friday!! This means I get to go bowling, because I'm in a bowling league with my pop and my aunt and uncle. We are currently in 28th out of 30 teams, so it has been a pretty lousy first half season. Hopefully tonight I can bang out some 200's and report back to y'all that poopy did some special rolling of the old rock this evening.

I also get to celebrate my 2nd christmas with Aleksandra and her family today, due to her eastern orthodoxisness! Got some presents last night (which was their christmas eve) and today we're going over around 2pm'ish to eat some food and be merry.

After that, I will prob come home and nap because I will be stuffed like a jolly, rotund piglet. Then bowling at 7p till midnight, then i believe I will sleep, or start my marathon session. Depends on how I feel after bowling.

Sorry for no awesome pics yet but I promise they will be coming soon! I got the profit at the tables back to 0, so I have broken even so far this year. With vpps accounted, that means +$5K so far, so I will take it. That is all, KP logging out.


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Day wait, Day 6!!

OOOOOOoooooo dayum! KP missed day 5. My apologies! I had some "personal" things to deal with for the past 2 days, so I have fell off pace already haha. All things have been tied on up though, and laced into sweet lil' bows, and I am ready to roll once more!

It is already 5p by my time on Day 6, and I have still yet to play poker again. But after this blog, I will begin. Afterall, y'all are my priority. So let's see...I think I'm at 43K vpps and we're on the 6th day.

I wanted to be minimum at 60K vpps after today, to keep on the 10K minimum per day vpp pace. That just isn't gonna happen for lil' old KP cuz he only has 7 hours left in the day, and I avg. just a tad over 1K vpps per hour. So I will be a bit behind pace, but then after today I don't have much to do.

On top of that, a bit of a snowstorm has been forecasted to travel yonder way, so I will be snuggled up in a blankie and whalin' out some serious hours during the snowfall.

I have slacked in exercising the last 2 days due to the personal situations I had to tend to, but I will be back on it once again this evening during a break in the grind. Foodwise, I've been hmmm 85% vegan so far this year, which I suppose is acceptable. I really just wanna drink H2O from now on and just dabble on some fruit or veggies or something to keep me living.

The prob is, that isn't easy to do. But I'll try!

OK, this post is done for the moment....I will post before I go to bed, which could literally be any hour because I really feel the need to catch up. When I post before bed, I just may throw in some suprise pics of some fun things for you good people.

Love you more then words can ever say you have no idea,

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Day Fo!!!

Aiyeeeeeeeeeee!! Sorry I didn't post this morning ladies and gents, but I had to handle some personal biz! Don't fret, I am here for you this evening, and I come bearing pictures!

With much help from people, I finally got the pic thing figured out, so hopefully I can now add some charts etc. so that y'all can track my progress! I also might just bang on some pics about my life or what's goin' on, my dog, my house, etc!

Hmmmmmmmm I'm down 12 hundo so far on day 4 today, which brings me to the awesome total for this year of -$900. Not stellar by any means...if I calculate what I should have won, also known as EV, it's at +$ I'm gonna keep truckin' along and wait for the long term to kick in.

I'm up about $4,500 in VPP money this year, so that brings the total profit to +$3600...very meh, but just about on pace. If I can keep banging out 1K a day, and play the 310 days I's still 310K...which uhhh is ok but not what I want!

Ok onto charts- here is the table profit (loss) from beginning of year till now..(I think if you click it, it opens up bigger):
Table Profit This Year so Far

Ahhhhhhh, so the green line is what I've won or lost, and the red line is what I should have won or lost if all hands worked out as they should have probability wise. That's the line that we focus on. Hopefully, that will go up from here!

Hmmmmmm I'm gonna call this a done blog post cuz I got my chart and I'm ecstatic, but also cuz I need to bang out mad more hours today!!! Talk to y'alls later!


Monday, January 3, 2011

Day 3 ends aiyeeeee

OK! Day 3 just ended- what a day...didn't get my grind started till noon, so gettin' 10 hours in was a real biznatch. Played 10 out of my remaining 12 hours left in the day though so got her done.

VPP count is at 35.5K for the year so far...not terrible, but not terribly awesome either...hopefully tmw i won't miss my alarm and get up and grind the ish outta this.

As for table profit, it was going along smoothly, but today sure turned that around...for the first 3 days of the year i'm only up 4 hundo right now which is quite scary...but, with my 35.5K vpps that's 3.5K more beans on top of that 4 hundo, gotta remember that.

As for gettin' pics on here- ppl have been tryin' to help me but I still can't do it. I'm gonna get some help from someone, hopefully using teamviewer, to just take over my pc and hook it up for me. Cuz i can't do it!

Hmmmmm got my workouts in for the day, and ate vegan style so i'm a happy lil' KP. On a side note, i really wanna get into starcraft II cuz it looks insane and i'm obsessed with watching it on JTV while I play poker. Buttt...that will take up way too much of my time bc i get addicted easily. So i will just live vicariously through those that I watch play it all day...

OK! Love you all, goodnight, kisses...hugs!


p.s. I tried picasa to get pics on here, couldn't do it, and now i hate it! Tried direct link to get pics on here...and it only put a URL...i want a thumbnailed pic on here that if u click it pops up nice and big and u can look at my pics in all their glory! some1 help!

The True Day 3 Commences!

OK OK day 3 of the new year...this biznatch of a post is gonna be real quick and sweet...and also to the point.

I need someone to help me load some pics onto this blog!! I tried last night and failed miserably...uploaded my graphs onto imageshack...didn't know which link to pick...i think i tried copy and pasting almost all of them and nothing would work.

Please give me some technical help! If anybody from pokerstars hooks me up so that I can easily spank pics onto this site, i will donate some $$ to your account.

Soooooooo onto poker stuff- off to a real late start today woke up 3 hours later then i was supposed to. So i'm gonna have to bang out some serious sessions today.

Keepin' this short gotta go go go live long and prosper y'all.


Sunday, January 2, 2011

These Titles Are Misleading: Evening of Day 2

OK, real quick. We gotta discuss the titles of my blog. I started it on the 31st of december last year, and that was post one. Post two was jan 1 and post three was today, jan 2...that is confusing, so from now on, we will call today day 2, just to keep it simple, and just forget about dec. 31st.

Now that that's over, let's discuss today. I did amazing. Woke up, cranked out some poker, banged out some yoga, then cranked out more poker. Then I took little baby Emma for a walk. Then I cranked more poker, and then worked out on xbox360 kinect. I destroyed the game The Biggest Loser....or not. It was real hard, I am very out of shape and it is upsetting!

However, we gonna get into shape pretty quick this year cuz it be 2011 and I be ready to rock n' roll. OK, gonna try to post a chart now of day 1 and 2 of the chase...

Ehhhhhh it's not working, i will be getting some technical assistance to work this sh*t out bright and early tomorrow so you guys and gals can start seeing some pictures on here.

Also, I'm gonna try to get some kind of VPP counter so you can see if I'm ahead or behind pace, and all that cool stuff. As for today, I made about 13K vpps, so so far this year we be at 24K vpps, which I'm almost 100% certain is the most vpps earned on pokerstars so far this year. So a good start!!

Gettin' sleepy, I will fix this tomorrow- y'all be good :)

Sincerely yours,

Ahhhhhhhh Trois

OK 3rd day in a row I'm posting...we're on a steamroll here!

Woke up at 7:30a today, got in a lil 2 hour sesh and got me 2K vpps...then went upstairs and did a nice short yoga session. I am loving yoga more and more each time I do it. It made me realize how terrible my flexibility and posture are, and how much I can gain from it!

After the yoga sesh, I felt energized and ready to blog so here I am. Starting either tonight or tmw, I will be throwing up pics/graphs/vids on this blog. We gotta take this mother to the next level. I want gadgets, gidgets, and high tech things all up in this place.

I wanna bang out about 12-15K vpps today. That would get me nice and ahead of pace. Yesterday, I got 11K vpps which was a great start for my first day since i woke up a bit under the weather.

Hmmmmm healthwise, yesterday I did pretty good. Was vegan all day, and a bit raw also. I was gonna do all raw this year, but that's just too extreme of a transition from eating taco bell and pizza and great things of that nature. So I'm gonna start back up with the veganism and see where that gets me.

Aleks is gettin' some paintings into some galleries real soon! So that is the excitement on that front. I will post some pictures of her illmatic artwork on here so y'all can catch a glimpse of some raw talent.

That is all for now, I will be grinding it up for about 10 more hours today, and I also gots to run/walk with Emma. Besides that, maybe some zumba on the xbox 360 kinect (which is damn fun).

Just had one last thought- I think I will do 2 posts a day...1 as a morning starter, then a latenight wrapup...ok pz, y'all be good!


Saturday, January 1, 2011

Post Deuce: 2011 is official

Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2011 be here! Jan 1st 9:00am where I be. I have a headache from drinking only 5 beers last night. It sure does suprise me at what a lightweight I've become.

I had an apple, which is prob what i don't need bc i don't think more sugar will help the old headache. However, it is 2011, and I am raw vegan now. So I gotta man up and consume the apple with all my might.

Soooooooo I'm a little behind the start I wanted today for the poker world record, but I'm about to begin. I have been holding off bc of this headache, but once again, gotta man on up.

The only problem I foresee in getting on and keeping pace is that my internet is f'd up and verizon is supposed to come and fix my telephone wires or whatever, but since the holiday is here they said maybe like 2 more days. Goal for today is 10K vpps. That would be some ill nonnie 10 hours of playing.

For new years Aleks and I went to my rents house and we had a 10 player poker tournament haha. My pops bubbled, as he tends to do frequently, and Aleks got in the big mo with a 3rd place victory. My bro and I got it heads up with me at a 1.5 to 1 chip lead, but the first hand we got it all in with him as a 64% favorite and he held cuz he's a luckbox. After that it pretty much went downhill for me and I came in 2nd, but I will take the $60! Ship that sugar in 2011.

And so here we are, ready for the journey. Love you all, hope u exceed all your goals and dreams in 2011.